Let's take a good look at our body and if you're like me and you don't like what you see, perhaps because your belly hides the view to your feet or you can't turn your neck because it's weighted by flab and stringed fat just waiting to be used as oil on heavy duty machinery. Don't be concerned, there are plenty unhealthy fatties in the world who would gladly take your place in the liposuction queue.
But back to the reality of looking good. Have you tried breathing heavier; try a porno movie, you might sweat and pulsate and that surely must be good for exercise and done regularly you are sure to lose weight and your wife or girlfriend too.
What about climbing stairs? This is a wonderful method of taking weight loss to the extreme. It's just great to get to the pinnacle of a tower block of 30 floors and then slide down again on your sweat that's now so slippery that revolutionary designs in elevators are being considered specifically for fatties ascending and descending with sweat for lubrication. That's happening in the States, bye the way. they like doing things big over there.
Even driving a car is about to hit the top of the list for weight loss perfection. Just imagine, the faster you drive and the more frequently you play a weight watchers DVD, while driving, the faster you lose weight. Well that's the theory but I can tell you now that it doesn't work so I'm going to get my money back. I' not stupid, you know. I knew it wouldn't work when I bought it.
OK, enough fatty stuff for today and I guess what I'm trying to tell the slobs out there is to do something that will allow you to look beyond your boobs, bums or belly while maintaining a decent body and keeping the sun from destroying your shoes.
Good luck.
But back to the reality of looking good. Have you tried breathing heavier; try a porno movie, you might sweat and pulsate and that surely must be good for exercise and done regularly you are sure to lose weight and your wife or girlfriend too.
What about climbing stairs? This is a wonderful method of taking weight loss to the extreme. It's just great to get to the pinnacle of a tower block of 30 floors and then slide down again on your sweat that's now so slippery that revolutionary designs in elevators are being considered specifically for fatties ascending and descending with sweat for lubrication. That's happening in the States, bye the way. they like doing things big over there.
Even driving a car is about to hit the top of the list for weight loss perfection. Just imagine, the faster you drive and the more frequently you play a weight watchers DVD, while driving, the faster you lose weight. Well that's the theory but I can tell you now that it doesn't work so I'm going to get my money back. I' not stupid, you know. I knew it wouldn't work when I bought it.
OK, enough fatty stuff for today and I guess what I'm trying to tell the slobs out there is to do something that will allow you to look beyond your boobs, bums or belly while maintaining a decent body and keeping the sun from destroying your shoes.
Good luck.
