3 Apr 2014

Fat'ct or Fit'ction - Hell free living

Fat'ct
-- Drinking plenty water contributes to obesity
-- Regular, controlled exercise damages health
-- Being fruitful in friendships is a great substitute for eating fruit
-- Smiling and being happy helps us look older, quicker
-- The flickering pixels from electronic equipment support healthy radioactive additives to our knowledge consumption
Fit'ction
-- Fitness in later life is stored energy released from our youth
-- I look well today because I fell into a water well when I was younger
-- Radiation from the sun can be stored to fill our home radiators for the colder times of the year
-- Reading books about loosing weight is sufficient on itself to actually loose weight
-- Weight watching is like train spotting; they quckly cover up whem someone else is watching
So that's it, live a hell free life -- join the 'I'll do it later brigade and stay fat, unhealthy, unfit and deprived.